| | Date | Caption | Entrant |
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| 1. | 10th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat |
| Kitty : | You'll forget I'm here in three seconds |
| Alex Black |
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| 2. | 10th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | I'll be gone for three weeks,do you think they will notice the switch ? |
| Kitty : | No chance ! |
| Darryl Daniels |
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| 3. | 10th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Hows it feel to be on the recieving end here kitty kitty |
| Kitty : | Kittens in glass fishbowls shouldn't throw claws |
| Mark Webb |
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| 4. | 10th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | I spy lunch |
| Kitty : | Oh Oh Here comes trouble |
| Norm Hayon |
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| 5. | 11th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | You leave your spot for 5 minutes and some Kat pinches it ! |
| Kitty : | Hey, nobody was here when I arrived. Do you like "Laser Lures" ? |
| Philip Burnard |
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| 6. | 11th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | now you see what it's like being made into whiskas |
| Kitty : | should have found a better hiding spot !! |
| Dean Johnson |
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| 7. | 11th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Hows it feel on the inside kitty ?? |
| Kitty : | The inside is fine.............its my outsides that are starting to strain.......... |
| Nathan Williams |
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| 8. | 13th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Yeah, you wait 'till they add the water ! |
| Kitty : | I don't know what you're whining about, this isn't to bad. |
| David Pritchard |
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| 9. | 14th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | At last no more flaky fish food. I . C . sustanance |
| Kitty : | I hate virtual reality - no more catnip for me |
| Greg Barker |
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| 10. | 17th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | You can run but you can't hide |
| Kitty : | He'll never find me here. |
| Dean Shaw |
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| 11. | 17th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Hmmmm ..Genetically Modified Fish ??? |
| Kitty : | Hmmmm..Genetically Modified Feline ??? |
| Yvonne Black |
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| 12. | 17th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Man thats the ugliest looking fish Ive ever seen |
| Kitty : | Speak for yourself snapperhead |
| David Harper |
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| 13. | 18th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Whats wrong pussycat, wooah awooah a wooah |
| Kitty : | S#$t |
| Tyson Kain |
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| 14. | 18th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Who's squashed up like a sardine now huh ??? |
| Kitty : | "let me out" "let me out" |
| Barry Rigney |
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| 15. | 19th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | What the ?? |
| Kitty : | I don't know, I just re-booted XP |
| Greg McBride |
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| 16. | 19th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | What the ??... Hey... what's a fish gotta do to get a bowl clean around here ?? |
| Kitty : | Errr... Room service !! |
| Lee Williams |
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| 17. | 20th August 2003 |
| Kitty : | Blow me... a flying fish ! |
| Dominique Lummus |
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| 18. | 20th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | No farting in my jar, and get your paws off my window - I just had it cleaned |
| Kitty : | Am I hearing things ? Is that the theme from "JAWS" 1,2 and 3 - HEEELLLPPPP !!!!!!!! |
| Jim Glass |
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| 19. | 24th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | I've always wanted a pet catfish.... Well at least I caught him on a lazer lure |
| Kitty : | Damn lazer lures, catch fish everytime !! |
| Andrew Twining |
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| 20. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Hey fishy, fishy, fishy, ha ha ha |
| Kitty : | You're not funny !! |
| Jennie Boggie |
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| 21. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | There's no escapin now you stupid little kitty |
| Kitty : | Geez I hope these new cat protecting goldfish bowl can withhold the pressures of that white tipped Goldfish. |
| Jarrod Jones |
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| 22. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | And what do you think your doing in there |
| Kitty : | Oh sorry i thought this was my kity litter tray. |
| Christine Mcleod |
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| 23. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | What are you looking at ? |
| Kitty : | Something that I think wants to eat me meow ! |
| Andrew Dihm |
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| 24. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Oh look...a visitor. I don't get many....that I can remember ! |
| Kitty : | Here comes dinner !, Lucky I'm disguised....as a "Cat Fish" |
| Andrew Gray |
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| 25. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Can I help you with something ? |
| Kitty : | Amazing !! These Javelin Lazer Lures are becoming so realistic, this one's actually talking !! |
| Lee Williams |
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| 26. | 25th August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Is it a little squishy in their |
| Kitty : | Man these new javelin laser lures tall and catch you fish !!!!!!!! |
| Tyson Kain |
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| 27. | 31st August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | I wish I could rember if I'm dreaming. |
| Tim Linke |
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| 28. | 31st August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Dr Javelin said role reversal would be good for our relationship |
| Kitty : | Hmm....... how was I lured into this |
| Colin Steven |
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| 29. | 31st August 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Move over, I'm coming in |
| Kitty : | Move over, what do you mean move over, hehe |
| Wayne Dobson |
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| 30. | 1st September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Hmm ! Now what do I marinade this little sucker with? A scallop of red wine a tad of olive oil .......... |
| Brian Lee |
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| 31. | 3rd September 2003 |
| Kitty : | That'll teach me to mess about with David Blaine's goldfish |
| Rob Falconer |
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| 32. | 3rd September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | So we're both intent on ending it all ? |
| Clare Falconer |
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| 33. | 4th September 2003 |
| Kitty : | Giant Flying Goldfish.....now these drugs are just plan bad! |
| Andrew Barnes |
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| 34. | 6th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Oi! Furball ! Thats my bowl !!! |
| Kitty : | Well you wouldn't fit in here anyway ! Push off before I eat you !! |
| Lyndsey Morgan |
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| 35. | 8th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Well well well, how's it feel to be in my gill of the water ? |
| Kitty : | I never meant to eat your sister !! She jumped into my mouth first....I promise !!! |
| Max von Creytz |
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| 36. | 8th September 2003 |
| Kitty : | I hope he is not eyeing me off as his meal |
| Betty Threlfo |
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| 37. | 14th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Ah Ha Now The Tables Have Turned ! |
| Kitty : | Help Me ! |
| Jason Otten |
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| 38. | 15th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Now where shall I nibble first ? |
| Kitty : | HELP, she's moving in on me ! |
| Maryana Cole |
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| 39. | 15th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Hmmmm. Don't seem so big from this side. |
| Kitty : | Whoa! What are you lookin' at ? |
| Anthony Tuck |
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| 40. | 15th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Now thats what I call a Low maintenance Pet !!! |
| Linda Bell |
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| 41. | 17th September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | Another cat looking for a free feed |
| Kitty : | Quick, someone throw me a Javelin Lazer Lure, I will catch me a Nemo |
| Ron Spackman |
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| 42. | 21st September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | I may drink like a fish, but I'm not into Dry Whites... |
| Kristin Adkins |
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| 43. | 23rd September 2003 |
| Goldfish : | One last time. Where's the toilet ! |
| Kitty : | He's been watching to much tele. Thinks he's Nemo |
| Tracey Tito |
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| 44. | 24th September 2003 |
| Kitty : | I haven't been in here anywhere near 44 days and that ruddy goldfish starts throwing eggs at me ! |
| Marc Falconer |
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| 45. | 24th September 2003 |
| Kitty : | Sod this Government Job Placement scheme, I don't think I'm cut out for this at all |
| Valerie Falconer |
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